Full Résumé Disclosure
Sharon: No way! YOU wore the Chuck E Cheese outfit, TOO?
Jeff: Sadly, it is true.
Sharon: That ROCKS!
Jeff: Hey! You're too short to be a real Chuck E Cheese.
Sharon: Alas, the costume was wrinkled on me.
Jeff: You were a Shar-Pei Chuck E Cheese! Cool!
Special thanx to Julie Zickefoose for the snapshot.