The Unfrozen Band
The Swinging Orangutangs. This band had been frozen in the polar ice cap for much of the past two years, but were found partially thawed in a free-floating ice floe by some Antarctic geologists.
The band has now been completely thawed out, reconstituted, and put through a battery of tests. The Swinging Orangutangs have been declared fit for public performance, and, what do you know, their first public performance is this coming weekend at The Marietta Brewing Company.