We Have a Winner!

Sorry... I think I just sharted.

Congratulations to HScott for his winning entry in the BOTB's Caption Contest #6.

Some other runners-up that also gave me a chuckle:

An ailing GM Corporation unveils the latest in "bailout" hood ornaments, in recognition of the American taxpayer.—Deborah

Achoo! Ooops, it's awful getting old!—2Stampis2B

Pull my feather!—Phil Kenny

Thanks to all who played. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do. One thing is for certain: We can all put Forster's tern on our Shart List.

Caption Contest #6

Mr. Forster would be appalled.

It's time once again for the Bill of the Birds Caption Contest. Send me your clever caption for the image above and you'll be entered in a competition to win an overwhelmingly wonderful prize.

Deadline for entries is Sunday, April 5. I will announce a winner on Monday, April 6. The prize is an autographed copy of The Young Birder's Guide. Un-autographed copies of this best-selling field guide sell for $15. Autographed, it's worth about half that...but hey! It's FREE!

Good luck! Keep looking up (and don't forget to close your mouth when you do.)