I have chosen a handful of excellent (IMHO) runners-up and a winner. I share them here with you, but I am happy to hear your rebuttals, rejoinders, praise and admonitions for these selections.
Just remember, here at Bill of the Birds EVERYONE is a winner.
WINNER:Always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebite...and furthermore always carry a snake.—Kyle (no blog link listed on profile).
...and once its in the tube, you can massage it to get the oil out.
"Take me in oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender BOTB," sighed the snake—by Rondeau Ric
"Let my people go, Pharoah, or so help me, I will throw this staff on the ground and you aren't gonna believe what will happen next!"—Eric (no blog link listed on profile).
After being released from the ER, Bill shaved the 'stache, sold the leather jacket, threw out the expired milk, and said good bye to "Rebel Bill" once and for all.—Dubs of Piffle
...don't tell me...let me guess...
—Sylvia (no blog link listed on profile).
Thanks for playing to one and all! Shall we play this game some more?
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